Attended by:
- Chairhamster 9000
- Boris the Robot Hamster
- Dr. Hammy
Attended by:
Dr. Hammy: We need to increase the hamster training regimen to 4 hours a day.
Boris: I agree, but we must also include more catnip breaks.
Chairhamster 9000: Item 1A: Catnip breaks to be discussed in Item 2.
Boris: We need at least 30 minutes of catnip breaks per hour of training.
Dr. Hammy: I propose we add a 10-minute stretch break for every hour of catnip.
Chairhamster 9000: Item 2A: Hamster stretch breaks to be discussed in Item 3.
Chairhamster 9000: All in favor of 10-minute hamster stretch breaks, say "Aye".
Result: 3 ayes, 0 nays, 1 hamsters in the corner, contemplating the meaning of existence.
Meeting adjourned until next meeting. Please do not feed the hamsters after hours.