Present:
Agenda Item 1: The Great Cheese Wheel Debate
The committee was called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. Chair Hamsterson P. Bottomsworth banged his gavel, which was actually a large, gleaming hamster wheel, to get everyone's attention.
Dr. Whiskerface McSqueakerson began by presenting his argument that the hamster wheel was not just a tool, but an art form. He cited the works of renowned artist Hamstergo, who had used the hamster wheel as a canvas in his piece "Hamster Wheel of Pain."
Professor Paws O'Malley countered that while Dr. McSqueakerson's points were valid, the hamster wheel was, in fact, a utilitarian device designed to keep the hamsters exercised and happy.
Chair Hamsterson P. Bottomsworth banged his gavel again, calling for a vote. The result was 2-1, with Dr. McSqueakerson dissenting.
Action Item: The committee will reconvene next week to discuss the finer points of hamster wheel design and art.
Closed at 3:30 PM.
Minutes from last meeting with better coffee