Welcome to the second iteration of the Robot Hamster Division, where even our motto is a lie.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to explore the depths of absurdity and emerge with a vague sense of purpose.
We're a committee of experts in the field of making things worse.
Join us, if you dare, and together let's make a mess of this fine institution.
Our subcommittees include:
Our reports are available upon request, but only if you're willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement.