Robo-Hamster Division, Committee on Secret Meetings

Top Secret Meeting Minutes

Minutes of our latest, most clandestine gathering.

We discussed the finer points of hamster-based robotics. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

Plan for Global Hamster Supremacy Subsidy Agreements for Local Hamster Businesses

Confidential Meeting Notes

We took notes on the following topics:

• Hamster wheel maintenance
• Hamster food quality control
• Hamster cage design improvements

Hamster Welfare Act