Secret Meeting Minutes - 2020-02-18

Robot Hamster Division - Committee on Unconventional Rodent Protocol (CURP)

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion on optimal whisker maintenance for high-performance hamstering
• Item 2: Vote on the implementation of mandatory belly rubs for all committee members
• Item 3: Review of the Hamster-in-Residence program

Attendees:

• Chairperson, Bucky the Bold
• Secretary, Whiskers O'Malley
• Member, Dr. Robotron McFluffers
• Member, Sparky Pawsalot

Decisions:

1. Item 1: The committee agreed to invest in a high-quality whisker conditioner for optimal hamster performance
2. Item 2: Mandatory belly rubs were implemented with a 90% consensus rate
3. Item 3: The Hamster-in-Residence program was approved with a 95% consensus rate

Next meeting scheduled for 2020-02-25 at 14:00. Please bring your favorite snacks.

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