Hamster Policy Debate: "More Cheese is Better!"

Subcommittee on Hamster Affairs (SHA) met in secret to discuss the pressing issue of cheese availability. The room was filled with the sound of squeaky hamster wheels and the stench of desperation. Our fearless leader, Hamsterville, took center stage to present the case for "More Cheese is Better!"

"We cannot stress this enough," Hamsterville declared, his voice echoing off the cold, grey walls. "Hamsters need cheese, and lots of it!"

A delegate from the opposition, the Furry Freedom Front, countered, "But what about the dangers of cheese addiction? Have we not seen the tragic tale of Hamster-ella, whose love of cheese led her to abandon her family and home for a life of wheel-running despair?"

Hamsterville scoffed, "That was just a one-off, a rare genetic defect. Most hamsters can handle a moderate cheese intake without incident."

The room fell silent as the delegates pondered the merits of each argument. In the end, it was clear that more cheese would be the order of the day.

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