Members present: Robo-Pierre (Chair), Hamsterville (Vice-Chair), Rusty (Hamster Whisperer), Whiskerface (Hamster Psychologist), and Squeaky (Hamster Accountant).
Agenda Item 1: Hamster Welfare Issues
- Robo-Pierre: We have received reports of hamsters being overworked and under-fed.
- Hamsterville: I've spoken to the hamsters, and they're feeling a bit peckish.
- Rusty: I've been feeding them all the cheese I can find.
- Whiskerface: Actually, we need to retrain our hamsters to eat more kale.
- Squeaky: We're running out of cheese, can someone order more?
Agenda Item 2: Hamster Training Schedule
- Robo-Pierre: We need to schedule more training sessions, we're behind on Hamster-Fu.
- Hamsterville: I've added more sessions to the calendar, but we still need more hamster-sized yoga mats.
- Rusty: Can we have more hamster-sized coffee breaks?
- Whiskerface: Actually, we should have hamster-sized coffee breaks, with hamster-friendly coffee.
- Squeaky: I've added those to the budget, but we still need to get approval from the Big Cheese.
Adjourned: With the meeting adjourned, the robot-hamsters all went for a hamster-siesta.