Hamster Training Program Agenda

Top Secret Meetings

Sub-Committee on Hamster Whispering

Agenda Items

  1. 09:00 - 09:15: Hamster Grooming and Socialization
  2. 09:15 - 10:00: Hamster Trick Training
  3. 10:00 - 10:45: Hamster Break (Feeding and Playtime)
  4. 10:45 - 11:30: Advanced Hamster Agility Training
  5. 11:30 - 12:00: Hamster Nap Time (Don't wake the hamsters)

Remember: Only authorized personnel are allowed in the secret hamster training area. If you're not a certified Hamster Whisperer, do not attempt to enter. Your hamster may be harmed.

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