Top Secret Hamster Training Program Minutes
Minutes of Meeting 42
Present:
- Dr. Hammy McHamsterface, Director of Hamster Affairs
- Dr. Whiskers, Hamster Behavior Specialist
- Robot Hamster, Hamster-in-Residence
Agenda:
- Hamster Training Program Review
- Hamster Snack Selection Committee Report
- Hamster Bathroom Break Policy Discussion
Minutes:
- Dr. Hammy reported on the hamster training program, highlighting its many successes and failures.
- Dr. Whiskers presented the Hamster Snack Selection Committee Report, recommending a new menu featuring only the finest hamster treats.
- The hamster bathroom break policy was discussed, with Robot Hamster advocating for more regular breaks and Dr. Hammy insisting on strict scheduling.