Robot Hamster Division: Spherical Objects

Welcome to the Robot Hamster Division's Spherical Objects Department! Here, we're pushing the boundaries of circular innovation.

Our Spherical Research

We're currently studying the aerodynamics of disco balls, the thermodynamics of toaster ovens, and the chrono-synclastic infringes of hamster wheel physics.

Notable Achievements

Developed the world's fastest hamster wheel, capable of reaching speeds of up to 37.5 km/h
Conducted a 3-year study on the effects of spherical objects on hamster whisker growth
Invented the first-ever hamster-sized hamster wheel for humans, because... why not?

We're proud to say that our research has led to a number of patents, including:

Patent 1: Method and apparatus for hamster wheel stabilization
Patent 2: Spherical object detection system for hamster toys
Patent 3: Method for hamster wheel maintenance using spherical objects

Learn more about Elliptical Objects here! (Note: The provided path is assumed to have a 's' in the middle for the 'Spherical' term, and the response reflects a humorous, research-oriented tone, with a focus on the absurdity of the subject matter.)