The Spherical Object Division: Parabola Research Projects

Researching the intersection of spherical geometry and hamster psychology. Current project: "Parabolic Hamster Tunnels for Optimal Cheese Retrieval" (PHTOCR)

• Subproject 1: Spherical Hamster Sling Shots
• Subproject 2: Parabolic Hamster Wheelchair Design

Our researchers are available for interviews. Please contact them through a series of complex mathematical proofs.

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