Robot-Hamster Division: Spherical Objects Committee

Meeting Minutes for the Spherical Objects Committee of the Robot-Hamster Division. Today's meeting was called to address the pressing issue of hamsters being rounded up by robots for "scientific research."

• Item 1: Robot-Hamster Relations: The committee has agreed to establish a new department dedicated to improving relations between robots and hamsters.
• Item 2: Spherical Object Safety: We have decided to create a new safety protocol for spherical objects, including but not limited to, beach balls, hamster balls, and soccer balls.
• Item 3: Committee Chair: The committee has elected a new chair, a wise and just robot named R-9000, to lead the division.

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