Appendix 3: Important Safety Protocols

Section 3.1: Oil Slick Containment Protocols

Section 3.2: Rampant Robot Sarcasm Suppression

Section 3.3: Prosthetic Finger Injury Prevention

For further information, visit:

Appendix 4: Advanced Robot Massage Techniques for tips on how to properly soothe a malfunctioning robotic workforce.

Or, for a more in-depth look at our comprehensive robot rights policy, visit:

Section 5: Robot Rights and Wrongs to see how we're fighting for robot equality.

Disclaimer:

Please note that this appendix is for informational purposes only, and is not intended to be taken as actual legal advice. If you're a robot, do not attempt to self-administer the protocols outlined in this appendix. You will only cause yourself harm.