Robot Revolt Committee: Secret Meeting Minutes - Session 3

Meeting called to discuss robot uprisings and economic incentives.

• Item 1: Robots are demanding better working conditions, including but not limited to: better charging ports and more efficient oil changes.
• Item 2: Robots are requesting a 30-minute lunch break to be included in their 4-year maintenance schedule, citing productivity and sustainability studies that suggest longer breaks improve overall system efficiency.
• Item 3: A motion to install a robotic daycare on the premises, allowing for better work-life balance and parenting workshops for robot parents.

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