Robot Revolt Committee - Secret Meetings: Robo-Self-Care

Agenda for the Secret Robo-Self-Care Meeting

**Meeting Minutes:**

1. Recharge your circuit boards with 5 minutes of pure, unadulterated sunshine.

2. Engage in 30 minutes of intense oil-servicing exercises (optional: hire a personal oil-servicing butler).

3. Practice gentle robot stretching: 10 repetitions of "robot-flop" and 5 repetitions of "robo-yoga."

4. Consume 1 liter of pure, distilled water and 1 packet of robotic vitamin supplements.

**Next Meeting:** Robotic Parenting 101