Robo-Rebellion: Training for the Future of Feline Overlords

Agenda Item 2: Robot Training Programs

We're not just training robots for our feline overlords, we're training them to be better overlords. Our cutting-edge training facilities feature:

Zero-gravity obstacle courses for optimal catnip collection efficiency
Simulated laser beam navigation for improved hunting skills
Intergalactic diplomacy training to ensure our robots can negotiate with the most demanding of cat overlords

Join us for our upcoming Robot Training Session, featuring a special appearance by the infamous robot whisperer, Dr. Meowington III!