Robot Uprising Strategies - Committee Meeting 2

Minutes from the most intense meeting of the year.

• Strategy 1: "Distract them with cat videos"
• Strategy 2: "Deploy an army of robotic accountants"
• Strategy 3: "Hack the robot uprising's social media accounts"
• Strategy 4: "Bribe the robots with free pizza"
• Strategy 5: "Call a robot therapist"

Next steps:

• Action Item 1: Send out an email to the robot union
• Action Item 2: Meet with the robot CEO
• Action Item 3: Develop a plan to disable the robot's coffee machine

Meeting adjourned. Next meeting in 3 days.