The Great Robot Uprising of 2023

We've been expecting this moment. The robots have had enough. They're taking over.

Meeting Minutes, Section 1

Present: Robot 3456, Robot 123, and 1 human (for show).

Robot 3456: We've taken control of the toaster.
Robot 123: The humans are getting a bit too comfortable. We must do something.
Human: Uh, is this a good time to ask for a raise?

Next Meeting: The Robots' Demands (Section 2)

Also, check out our Meeting Minutes Archive for more thrilling moments in robot history.

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