Robot Revolt Solutions Committee Meeting Minutes

Attendees: R.O.B.O, S.A.R.A, C.A.R.L, and 42

Objective: Brainstorming robot uprising prevention strategies

Action Items:

• Deploy more catnip dispensers throughout the facility
• Establish a "no-screaming-at-3am" policy
• Install a 'self-destruct' button on all robots

Next Meeting: Meeting 2: Robot Revolt Insurance Options

Agenda for Meeting 2

Minutes from all past meetings