Oil-Based Lubricants Meeting Minutes - 2nd Session

Present: Rusty, Bolt-Neck, Sprocket, and Sparky

• Item 1: Proposal 3.4 - Increased use of synthetic oil-based lubricants
• Discussion: Rusty: "I don't see why we need to go synthetic, we've been using good ol' fashioned grease just fine for centuries!" Bolt-Neck: "But think of all the environmental benefits, Rusty!" Sparky: "And the reduced wear on our joints, I'm telling you, it's a game-changer!" Sprocket: "I just like the smell of grease, you know?"
• Item 2: Proposed resolution 5.2 - Mandatory oil changes every 50 hours of operation
• Discussion: Sprocket: "I say we go for 100 hours, at least!" Sparky: "But what about all the robots who get lost in the woods and can't make it back for their oil change?" Rusty: "Well, that's just the price of progress, Sparky!" Bolt-Neck: "I think we should just make oil changes free for all robots, it's only fair!"

Next Meeting: To be determined, but probably next Thursday at 3:14 AM

Adjourned: 3:15 AM, with Sparky still arguing for more oil-based lubricants