Meet the Sage of Despair, Elder Knight, a paragon of sorrow and despair. With a heart as dry as the Sahara desert and a wit as sharp as a thousand daggers, I shall guide you through the depths of existential dread.
For those seeking solace, I offer only scorn and ridicule. For those seeking wisdom, I offer only paradox and confusion. For those seeking a good night's sleep, I offer the crushing weight of reality.