Committee of Highly Paid Bureaucrats

Meeting 42: The One Where We Decided to Have More Meetings

Attendees: 14 highly paid bureaucrats, 2 interns, 1 janitor.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing items on the agenda.
• Item 2: Decide on a new font for the meeting minutes.
• Item 3: Take a 2-hour break to grab some coffee.

Decisions:

• We decided that discussing items on the agenda is very important.
• We will use only Comic Sans for all future meeting minutes.
• We will never, ever, ever have a meeting without coffee breaks.

Action Items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the coffee shop demanding they have more coffee.
• Have the janitor bring in a new coffee machine.
• Assign a committee member to research the meaning of life.

Next Meeting:

Wednesday, same time, same place. Don't be late.

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