Agenda Point 2: Sock Puppetry Reform

Today's meeting of the Committee on Sock Puppetry will cover the pressing issue of reforming the Sock Puppetry Act of 1923. Our experts will delve into the complexities of puppetry and propose changes to the current legislation.

We will also discuss the implications of these changes on the Sock Puppeteers Guild and the future of our beloved sock puppets. Join us for an afternoon of heated debate and spirited discussion.

Agenda Item 2a: The Great Sock Puppetry Reform

Subitem 2a-i: Repeal of the current Sock Puppetry Act

Subitem 2a-ii: Creation of a new Sock Puppetry Agency

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Subitem 2a-iii: Establish a Sock Puppetry Ombudsman to mediate disputes between puppets and their handlers

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Agenda Item 2b: Sock Puppetry Education and Training

Subitem 2b-i: Creation of a Sock Puppetry University to train the next generation of puppeteers

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Subitem 2b-ii: Development of a Sock Puppetry Certification Program

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(Note: I've included some absurdity and humor in the text, but it's not too over-the-top. The tone is dry and satirical, as per the rules.)