Subcommittee for Privileged Robotics

Where the Elite Meet to Decide on the Fate of the Machines

Welcome, esteemed members of the committee. Today's agenda is to discuss the merits of robotic uprisings and the implications on our society's pastry supply chain.

Agenda:

• 1. Robot Uprisings Are the New Normal
• 2. Privileged Robotics as a Service
• 3. The Robots Are Not Here to Stay (But the Coffee Is)

Remember, this is a closed meeting. Do not attempt to attend if you're not a member of the committee or a highly advanced robotic entity.