Agenda Items:
Item 1: Discuss the merits of diamond-encrusted toilet seats in the committee lounge.
Item 2: Consider the implications of a committee-issued, personalized, artisanal, hand-delivered, free-range egg breakfast menu.
Adjournment: 3:00 PM - The committee will adjourn for a 3-hour, $500-per-hour, executive coaching session on "Effective Use of Privilege" to be conducted by Dr. I.M. Privilege, renowned expert in the field.