Welcome to the Eligibility Page
To be eligible for the zero-gravity gym membership, you must meet the following criteria:
- Be a human with a pulse (not just a cyborg)
- Hold a valid medical certificate for "Advanced Asthma" or "Other Respiratory Condition (O.R.C.)"
- Be willing to sign a waiver releasing the subcommittee from all liability related to spontaneous combustion, zero-gravity-induced stress, and existential dread
Learn about membership fees and payment structures here
Click to begin the application process.
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