Private Space Mountain Access Committee

Meet the Subcommittee for the Privileged, where the elite few get to decide what's best for the rest of us.

We're a group of esteemed experts in the fields of committee work and exclusivity.

Our primary objective is to grant access to the most privileged individuals in society, because who else can afford it, really?

We're proud to be a subcommittee of the Committees and we're always looking for ways to improve your experience.

Please note that our meetings are by invitation only, and only for the most esteemed individuals. If you're not already on our list, sorry not sorry.

Note: The above output is a satirical take on the subcommittee, implying that it's a group of elitist individuals who only care about granting access to the already privileged. The links provided are also satirical and not actual pages.