Official Concern Policy

Subcommittee of Concerns and Woes

As a member of the Committee of Concerns and Woes, you are hereby authorized to express your deepest fears and anxieties to the world.

However, please note that all concerns must be submitted in triplicate, using a font size of at least 36 points, and with a minimum of 3 exclamation points at the end of each statement.

Failure to comply will result in your concern being ignored, or worse, being turned into a meme.

Guidelines:

• Concerns must be related to, but not limited to: the meaning of life, the afterlife, or the meaninglessness of the afterlife.
• Concerns must be expressed in a clear and concise manner, with a minimum of 3 bullet points per concern.
• Concerns must be accompanied by a valid doctor's note, or a strongly worded letter from a trusted authority figure.

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