The Subcommittee of the Absurd convened in a secret underground lair beneath the city's sewer system.
Chairperson Zorvath presided over the session, flanked by members Gorthok the Unyielding and Xexu, the Unrelenting.
Topic 1: "The Great Cheese Conspiracy"
The Subcommittee deliberated on the suspicious presence of a mysterious wheel of gouda in the cafeteria.
Conclusion: Further investigation was deemed necessary.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for next Tuesday, but only if the cheese has not been devoured.