Minutes - 2022

Meeting 1: "The Great Pizza Debate"

The committee met to discuss the pressing issue of pineapple as a pizza topping. After much deliberation, it was decided that pineapple is, in fact, a fruit and does not belong on pizza.

Member, Balthazar McSnazz, was overheard arguing that pineapple is, in fact, a sentient being and should be given the right to vote on its own pizza topping choices.

Chairperson, Zorvath, called for a recess to allow for further research on the matter.

Next meeting: The Great Taco Debate

Meeting 2: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts"

The committee was called into session to investigate the disappearance of all donuts from the break room fridge.

After a thorough investigation, it was discovered that the donuts had been eaten by none other than the committee's own intern, Steve.

Steve was given a stern warning and ordered to purchase more donuts for the committee.

Meeting adjourned due to lack of further business.