The Sub-Committee of Fools: Where Fools Gather to Decide the Future of Foosball

Meet the Members:

• Chair-Fool, Foo McFoolface
• Vice-Fool, Jane Doe-Fool
• Secretary-Fool, Bob F. Ool

We, the Sub-Committee of Fools, have been tasked with the most important decision of the century: the optimal way to spin a foosball table.

Our findings are as follows:

• Option A: Spin clockwise, because why not?
• Option B: Spin counterclockwise, for the thrill of it
• Option C: Spin in circles, because sanity is overrated

We are currently in session to deliberate on these options. Please check back soon for our decision.

Note: All decisions made by this committee are subject to change without notice, because we're a bunch of fools.