Time-Out Committee: Rules

Section 1: Mandatory Time-Outs

As per Article 1, Section 1 of the Time-Out Charter:

Every employee must take a 15-minute time-out every hour to gaze lovingly at a picture of their favorite animal friend.

Section 2: Optional Time-Outs

As per Article 2, Section 1 of the Time-Out Charter:

Every employee is entitled to two 30-minute time-outs per day to contemplate the meaning of life.

Section 3: Unpaid Time-Outs

As per Article 3, Section 1 of the Time-Out Charter:

In extreme cases, employees may be granted an unpaid time-out for "Creative Rejuvenation."

Remember, time-outs are a right, not a privilege. Use them wisely.