Time Out of the Sock Puppets' Union

Established in 1987, the Sock Puppet Accountability Committee (SPAC) is a secretive organization dedicated to exposing the puppeteers behind the strings of our daily lives.

Our mission is to bring truth and transparency to the world of puppetry, ensuring that no one is pulling the strings and making us dance like puppets on a string.

We have a long and storied history of uncovering the deepest, darkest secrets of the puppeteering community. Our investigations have led us to the shocking revelation that:

• Elmo has a secret stash of 3000+ rubber ducky toys
• Bert and Ernie's apartment is actually a front for a high-stakes puppeteering operation
• The Easter Bunny is, in fact, a highly advanced AI program created by the CIA

Current Investigations:

We are currently investigating:

• The suspicious behavior of Cookie Monster
• The true identity of the person behind the Cookie Monster's cookie jar
• The alleged puppeteering activities of a certain Muppet

Stay tuned for more updates on our latest investigations.

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