The ZGDM - A Committee for Zero-Gravity Dining Connoisseurs

Membership Requirements

Clause 1: Gravity Defiance

You must be able to withstand at least 30 minutes of zero-gravity exposure without experiencing space madness.

• Must have a medical certificate from a licensed astrotherapist
• Must pass a zero-gravity aptitude test (Z-GAT)

Clause 2: Culinary Expertise

Must be able to cook a 5-star meal in a 0.1g environment without using a pressure cooker.

• Must have a culinary degree from a reputable space university
• Must be able to identify the flavor profile of a well-cooked freeze-dried meal

Clause 3: Social Skills

Must be able to navigate a zero-gravity dinner party without accidentally inverting oneself.

• Must have a minimum of 5 years experience in zero-gravity social situations
• Must be able to recite the ZGDM's 7 Core Principles of In-Flight Etiquette

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