Committee Style Protocol

Sub-Committee of Highly Trained Hamsters

Our mission statement: To provide an unimpeachable standard of bureaucratic red tape, because we're a committee.

Our sub-committee of highly trained hamsters are experts in the field of:

• Hamster Protocol
• Hamster Law Enforcement
• Hamster Guidelines for Proper Behavior

Sub-Committee of Bureaucratic Red Tape Experts

We're here to provide an endless supply of forms to fill out, and a 4-year wait for any resolution.

• The Red Tape of Despair
• Red Tape Relief: Because We Care

Chairperson's Corner

A message from the chairperson: "We're not really sure what we do, but it sounds important."