Agenda Items for the Utterly Incompetent Committee

Today's agenda items, because who needs actual productivity, anyway?

Adjacent Bullshit
Committee Speak
Empty Promises

And, if time permits, a special bonus item:

Unnecessary Meeting Minutes

We'll spend hours discussing the minute details of nothing in particular.

Go ahead, click here for the thrilling conclusion.

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