Esoteria

Esoteric Phrases

A collection of words and phrases so obscure, they're practically invisible.

Esoteria: The Dictionary of Esoteric Terms

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1. Jargle

A noun that refers to the sound of a spoon hitting the side of a cereal bowl at precisely 4:14 AM.

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2. Flumplen

A verb that means to awkwardly attempt to open a jar with a pair of chopsticks.

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3. Snazzle

A noun that is the sound of a trombone playing the Macarena during a wedding ceremony.

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4. Jibber

A verb that means to attempt to communicate with a pet parrot while it's in mid-flight.

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5. Flish

A noun that refers to the smell of a wet towel after a 12-hour gaming session.

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6. Kablooie

A verb that means to awkwardly attempt to take a selfie while riding a unicycle.

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7. Wizzle

A noun that is the sound of a kazoo being played during a funeral procession.

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8. Flumplenook

A verb that means to attempt to cook a frozen pizza while blindfolded.

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9. Snurfle

A noun that is the sound of a trombone playing a power ballad during a 4th of July celebration.

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10. Jibble

A verb that means to attempt to communicate with an inanimate object while in a state of deep sleep.

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