Terminology for the Terminally Clueless Committee

Because, let's face it, not everyone on the Committee is a native English speaker.

• Committee Speak
• Committee Speak: A Guide to Abbreviating Your Way to Success
• Committee Jargon: Because Who Needs Clarity?
• Committee Euphemisms: When 'Downsizing' is Code for 'We're Firing You'
• Committee Oxymorons: Because 'Jumbo Jetty' is a Real Thing
• Committee Terms of Endearment: When 'You're Doing Great, Buddy' is Actually 'We're Firing You'

Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds. Unless, of course, you're on the Committee.