Verbige

Flumplen

To awkwardly fidget with a spoon while waiting for the meeting to start.

Snurfle

To take an excessively long time to respond to an email, causing all parties involved to question your very existence.

Flarp

To loudly declare that you've "just been really focused" despite being on multiple tabs on a browser.

Note: The fictional subpage "further/" would be another stylized HTML page with more made-up words. This is a simple starting point, and the possibilities are endless!