Common Time Traveling Mistakes

Chapter 4: The Great Pizza Debacle

You've finally figured out how to build a time machine, but now you're stuck in ancient Egypt with a craving for some decent pizza? Don't do this.

Here are a few time traveling mistakes to avoid:

Don't eat the local delicacies. They're not as appetizing as they seem.
Don't try to explain memes to the locals. They're too busy building the pyramids to care.
Don't attempt to trade for snacks. They'll just think you're trying to scam them.