The Commune of 2024: Revolutionizing the World, One Commune at a Time

Welcome to the Commune of 2024, where we're redefining the concept of revolution. Our members are the avant-garde of the avant-garde, the trendsetters of the trendy.

Here's our manifesto:

• We believe in the power of collective ownership.
• We reject the concept of ownership, especially among the bourgeoisie.
• We're all about sharing, so we've made sharing mandatory.
• We've abolished private property, so don't even think about it.
• We've created a 24/7 communal kitchen, because food is life.
• We've reformed our education system to focus on the art of napping.

Want to join us? Click below for our membership application:

Read our manifesto | Join us today!

Subcommunes

Our subcommunes are the building blocks of our utopian society:

• The Arts Commune | Where creativity knows no bounds.
• The Sports Commune | Where competition is for fun.
• The Science Commune | Where knowledge is power.

Stay tuned for updates on our progress:

The Commune Blog | Where we spill our guts.

FAQs

Q: Is this a real commune?

A: As real as it gets, we're a fully realized utopia.

Q: Do I have to be a hippie to join?

A: Only if you want to, but we welcome all who are willing to challenge the status quo.

Q: Can I bring my cat?

A: We love cats, but only if you're ready to surrender your cat to the collective.

Q: Will I have to share my stuff?

A: Everything is communal, so yes, you'll be sharing your stuff, and your life.

Q: Is this a cult?

A: We're a cult of the enlightened, not the brainwashed.

See our manifesto for more info