Theories of the Revolution | Commune Chronicles

Welcome, fellow rebels! This is where we share our most outlandish, most absurd, and most totally-not-serious theories about the revolution.

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Theory of Utopia

We propose that a perfect society would feature free pizza for everyone, every Friday.

This theory is backed by scientific research involving copious amounts of pizza and focus groups.

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Theory of Inversion

We propose that everything in society should be inverted. Like, literally inverted. Imagine it: up is down, left is right, and Monday is Sunday.

This theory is backed by an extensive study involving a lot of confusing notes and a Venn diagram.

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