Chapter 2: The Great Unification

As we previously established in Chapter 1, the current state of affairs is unacceptable. The masses are restless, the system is corrupt, and the coffee is overpriced. It's time to take a stand, to rise up, and to unilaterally declare our undying devotion to the cause.

 

Proceed to Chapter 3: The Unyielding Uprising

 

Join us, and together, we shall:

 

We are the revolution, and this is our manifesto.

Appendix: The Unalienable Rights of the Unruly