T'is the Tea-rage

Join us for a ritual of unrelenting tea-fueled madness!

Step 1: Brew the perfect cup of tea. Anything less will not be tolerated.

Step 2: Add precisely 3 sugar packets. Do not question the science.

Step 3: Stare intensely at the tea leaves until they submit to your will.

Step 4: Drink the entire pot in one sitting. Or don't. We're not really sure. Step 5: Repeat as necessary. We're not kidding. Step 6: Call a therapist. Just kidding, it's just tea.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased heart rate, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.

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