Asteroid Communication Guide

Step 1: Send them a postcard, it's the least you can do.

Tips for Asteroid Communication:

• Use a blah when in doubt.
• Don't forget to Morse code.
• It's not rude to send a birthday card every year.

Q: Why won't the asteroid answer my letters?

A: Because they're busy.

Q: Why do I need to send them postcards?

A: Because they have a postal service on the other side of the solar system.

Learn more about the Asteroid Postal Service

And that's it, folks!