Confidential Memo: TOASTER-GATE SCANDAL
Subject: Irregularities in High-Ranking Toaster Protocol
Classified: TOP-SECRET
Document Number: TG-001
Author: Agent J. Random
Date: 23/02/2023
EVIDENCE OF TOASTER-GATE SCANDAL:
- Unidentified Toaster Operator (UTO) #1: "Breadwinner" (aka Bob Smith)
- UTO #2: "The Toastinator" (aka Jane Doe)
- UTO #3: "The Crumby" (aka John Smith)
- UTO #4: "The Marmadillo" (aka Mary Johnson)
- UTO #5: "The Bagger" (aka David Lee)
- UTO #6: "The Crusty" (aka Emily Patel)
- UTO #7: "The Toasty" (aka Kevin Brown)
- UTO #8: "The Burnt" (aka Sarah Kim)
Further investigation is needed.
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