Q: What's the deal with the weird font?
A: We're going for a retro aesthetic. Don't like it? Create your own site.
Q: Why do I have to wear a name tag?
A: Because we're all just a bunch of nameless, faceless drones, and someone has to keep us in line.
Q: Can I use Comic Sans?
A: No. Just no.
Q: Is there a secret underground bunker with a foosball table?
A: That's a trade secret. But let's just say we have a foosball table, and it's not for you.