By: Banhammer, Chief Ban-Enforcer of the Intergalactic Ban-Sector
Subject: The Great Banhammer Debate: To Ban or Not to Ban
Posted: 2023-02-15 12:00:00
IP: 192.0.2.1 (Banhammer's Personal Router)
Content:
As the Chief Ban-Enforcer of the Intergalactic Ban-Sector, I have been asked to weigh in on the age-old debate: to ban or not to ban.
In my expert opinion, the answer is clear: BAN EVERYTHING.
Why, you ask? Well, have you ever tried to watch a video on the Intergalactic Tube with a ban on cat videos? It's a travesty. A travesty, I tell you.
But fear not, for I have devised a plan to rectify this egregious situation. Introducing... Ban-Hammer 2.0!
A system so advanced, it'll ban with the precision of a Swiss watch and the ferocity of a thousand bans.
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