We're not here to coddle your fragile feelings. If you're looking for a safe space, go to the nearest hug-a-palooza or whatever it is people do now.
Join the ranks of the emotionally numb, and discover the joys of being told to "just get over it." A support group for the emotionally unyielding.
Or, if you insist on being coddled, try our "Feels Like a Hug" support group.
We'll dissect the intricacies of human interaction, because who needs actual human connection, right? A deep dive into the abyss of interpersonal failure.