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Chapter 1: The Art of Saying Nothing

When faced with a situation that requires words, remember: it's always better to say nothing.

Example: Your aunt's cousin's hairpiece is a travesty. Instead of saying, "Your aunt's cousin's hairpiece is a travesty," say nothing. Trust us, it's better for everyone.

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Etiquette Etiquette Sub-Chapter: The Art of Saying Nothing While Eating Cereal

When faced with a situation that requires words, remember: it's always better to say nothing, even while eating cereal.

Example: Your aunt's cousin's hairpiece is a travesty. Instead of saying, "Your aunt's cousin's hairpiece is a travesty," while eating cereal, say nothing. Trust us, it's better for everyone.

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